Welcome to Bill’s Funny Stuff — home of underground humor, retro filth, rejected comics, basement-level brilliance, and things that absolutely never get greenlit by any legal department.
This is the legendary CBGB Wizard Janitor —
protector of mops, slayer of floor grime, guardian of the
Air Guitar Sickness Bags™ vending machine, and sworn enemy
of slippery tiles everywhere.
Graffiti included because of course it is. 69¢ sickness bags because comedy is cheap. And yes — Kilroy was here. He’s everywhere. In the market for small vials of celebrity bodily fluids, bathwater protein spritzer drinks, void where you can't do it of course, but in the billsfunnystuff.xyz executive commode retreat, 3 light year limit, and all the peaches are funny, if not at least half digested as depicted in the mop juice artist's rendition you're feeling queasy just looking at right now.