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available on 8-track and on selected hidden audio gas station ladies room shortwave Morse Code streaming radio.
Shipping & Handling direct to your back door after midnight only with any valid credit card and just the last nine digits of your Social Security Number!
IMPORTANT SHIT: Dim the lights and look over your shoulder make sure no one is watching:
XXX
-30-
the end
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