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aka... the hosing down of Pelham 69, one sad but bullshit sob story plea bargain that kept this website team out of rooming with known self abusers who refused to rat themselves out in an unnamed NYC correctional facility, with no paper trail of political donations or party affiliations.
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To get some sucker to buy into this...
ALL we need is ONE...
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CBGB janitorial division, air-guitar health & safety department.
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Serious problems. Ridiculous runarounds. Documented for sanity and record-keeping.