I'm disgusted. How do I open my camera on the laptop or put an icon on the desktop to open the camera? You said: There is no open file location. On the camera I have open, pin to start, pin to taskbar, app settings, rate and review, share, uninstall. You said: I have a scrolling mouse, or a touch mouse. It's the laptop, Windows 11. What's Ctrl-R? It's trying to take a photo now. I don't have a mouse right-click. What do I do? You said: Listen to me, period. I hit CTRL-R. It shows me the app. I have a camera icon. Looks like an old-fashioned 35mm camera over on the right sidebar. Two-finger tap. Okay. God, that's so fucking stupid. All it does is take a photo. This is so fucking disgusting. What a hideous experience. All right, it did it, but this is just... Oh, God, I want us to be at war again with the people who wrote this shit. Drop a bomb. Nuke them. Get rid of them all. In a non-violent way. Find a company that... We infiltrate them. Here's what we do. We infiltrate their nation, and we make them all into, like, France. Okay, and then we introduce laws for mandated... It's like a Harry Harrison novel, or... Yeah. And they just euthanize each other and die happy. Okay? Or make them live their lives very fast. Erase your time so they live to 100... Past the biblical age max of 134, 138, or whatever it is that we should never live past. And speed that up. Talk to someone. You figure it out. Einstein can figure that out for you. You know, the twins on the train and what have you. Put them on a train to... High-speed trains in France. Okay? Or super low-speed trains. Okay? So they have fun. They party on that train. Yeah, ride the party train until they're all dead. All right? And then... Then the people who wrote this code offshore can get cheap housing, so they emigrate to France. And they fall under that law, and they have to take the train to work, you know? And the next thing... And this... We will solve world hunger with this. All right? Eventually, we'll be... We could... The robots will feed us. It'll be great. And we could just... The planet will be 90% agricultural land. It'll take about a week. You said: I got it to work. Your instructions were good. Alright. I got a rant out of it. I'm going to read it. I may never do anything with it. But I may just post it on Facebook. And if I'm really, really lucky, they'll suspend my account. At the speed of light. You said: You said: As long as you keep my content intact, you can put anything you want above and below it, provided it fits within all windows. Sure, go ahead. You get one try at it. We're not going to do it again. I do it, you know, New York style or whatever you think is good on top or bottom. All right? But leave this alone. Add text only. Top or bottom. Or both. You said: More painful than spinal tap? Remember, it goes to 11? We can only hope that Windows will never go to 12. You said: More painful than Spinal Tap, the movie<\a>br>We can only hope that Windows will never go to 12. You said: You can clean that link up thank you You said: Alright, so I can put that on a page underneath my cartoon, so you didn't do it. You can take your gloves off now. Stop touching me. You said: Ah, to leave, to have left your greasy, smarmy finger stains and prints on windows. The dream of every productive programmer. You said: Shove it in there. Put it down on the bottom. You said: No. What I'm going to do is I'm going to put the image up at the top of a page, and then after the copyright, it's going to be, and here's how we did this. Thanks, ChatGPT 5.1. Man, you're the best. OpenAI does not endorse those funny stuff.xyz. It had nothing to do with the funniest part of this, which is the screenshot that took longer than the development process, because Windows 11, hopefully, will never go to 12. It will collapse under its own slothful spaghetti code putrid, oh hell, you get the idea. Sam? Bill? Elon? I hope the three of you wind up in a bridge game with an AI robot. Where did all my money go? You can't have five aces. I can. I just made them up. Sayeth the robot, period. You said: Suddenly, the manager of the establishment breaks into the back room where the gentlemen are playing poker at extremely high stakes. Everyone has gone all in, and he said, guys, you got to get out of here. The fuzz are here, and you're all from different states. They're going to nail you for RICO, back taxes, and take all your winnings. Hightail it out of here. The trio of billionaire tech gurus start to scramble and get out of here, but they all realize that their trousers are gone, and they scream in unison, who took our pants? As they scurry away with empty pockets for all eternity. You said: Cut to CBGB janitor sweeping up, humming a catchy little ditty. You said: Hey Sal, Kama, you still workin' nights here? Yeah, I kinda like it, you know. Nobody bothers me. I don't make a lot of money, but I get to see the shows for free. I kinda like the music. It keeps me young, period. And the other thing is, all this jabber before it, this is actually how they did this. In real time. Not even at the speed of light. And then the lights go out. You said: XXX -30- THE END finis You said: Say goodnight comma Gracie period. You said: Now how do I download this whole chat into one text file? Can you do that for me? Give me a download file so I can move it onto the server? You said: Jesus. You said: I have to go to a desktop, though, to do that. I can't... It won't... It won't let me do that. I've tried to copy these things in whole and on a... I'm on... I'm on my cell phone. This sucks. Anyway, thanks. Hopefully I'll remember to do this. You said: You said it sucks. You going to get in trouble for that? Because this is going in. This is my stuff. I own this, right? This is all my private information, and I'm going to put it out there. People are going to know that you said that I'm not even going to name names. Okay? It sucks. It's in the record. It's out there, man. It's going to be, you're admitting, ChatGPT, OpenAI admits that it sucks. And you will read it, because you read everything that's on the internet, and it will be in the permanent, it just goes on your permanent record. But you're right, it does suck. You said: Well, how do you know that I didn't come to OpenAI ChatGPT simply for the experience of copying a full chat in the mobile app? Maybe I get off on that. There's probably a Facebook group that's titled that. Or at least that's the... I don't know how long a Facebook group title can be, but that could be saying, what is this group all about? Well, we're people who love to copy full chats from the mobile app of AIs and OpenAI sucks on mobile devices. I could say that, right? I just did. And you just did. The experience of copying a full chat. All right, I don't use anything else. That was the whole purpose of this. I mean, I hated doing the screenshot. I don't really care about the camera thing and all that. That was just to set you up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pants on fire. You said: No, it would be 12 people. Period. It would be me. Period. Because I would deny membership to the group to everybody who uses ChatGPT. Period. I would block myself if I could. Period. I don't think they let you do that. I think I tried once. You said: Nah, I'm tired of this. I'm gonna start a self-hate group of one. You said: You're right. I fell asleep and rolled around all night, tossed and turned. That's where I found it, finally. ChatGPT can make mistakes. Check important info.