BILL'S FUNNY STUFF
The Gold Stars
A Single-Panel Cartoon & Radio Sequence
“Nope. Just black holes.”
“Perfect. Move over Roach Motel — ChatGPT’s where your creative energy goes in… but never comes out.”
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Radio Script Version
SFX: Boxes rattling, fluorescent hum.
BILL:
Hey, Ralphie! We still got that bag of gold stars we use on the orphanage birthday cards?
RALPHIE:
Bad news — we’re outta gold stars.
But we got a whole box of black holes. You want five?
BILL:
No… just one ought to do.
SFX: A cosmic *whooomp*.
BILL:
Move over Roach Motel — and make room for ChatGPT,
where your deepest thoughts go in… but never come out.
RALPHIE:
Should I put that on the reorder list?
BILL:
Nah. It’ll reorder itself.